AJAB DESH KI GAJAB KAHANI:

1.         We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and SIM Card is free.

2.         Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.

3.         Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.

4.         Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit.

5.         Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.

6.         Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.

7.         Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous.

8.         Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.

9.         Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon. Think about it!

10.       If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get - 12 years hard labor in an isolated prison

If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get - detained indefinitely If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get – shot If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get – jailed If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get - kidnapped and may be never heard of again If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get - branded as a spy and your fate sealed If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get - thrown into a political prison to rot If you cross the British border illegally, you get - arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence Now, if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get -

a.       A ration card

b.      A passport (even more than one -if you please!)

c.       A driver's license

d.      A voter identity card

e.      Credit cards

f.        A Haj subsidy

g.       Job reservation

h.      Special privileges for minorities

i.         Government housing on subsidized rent

j.        Loan to buy a house

k.       Free education

l.         Free health care

m.    A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your cause

n.      The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country!

o.      And of course, voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes!!!

p.      And right to fight election for MLA or MP

Hats off to the….

A.        Corrupt and communal Indian politicians

B.        The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force

C.        The silly pseudo-secularists in India, who promote traitors staying here

D.        The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That's why people like Afzal Guru are still alive, same will happen with Kasab.

E.         We self centered Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers to our own country.

F.         The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when human beings were human beings.

INCREDIBLE INDIA!

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